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Old Nov 2, 2006 | 10:25 PM
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they usually say "bend over - now this may be a little uncomfortable ..."
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Old Nov 2, 2006 | 11:22 PM
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and then the patient says, "I don't want to see that !!!"
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Old Nov 2, 2006 | 11:35 PM
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and then the Dr says "you might feel a little prick ... "
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Old Nov 2, 2006 | 11:45 PM
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and the patient says, "If you get me drunk to the point I won't remember I'd really appreciate it..."
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Old Nov 2, 2006 | 11:46 PM
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and the Dr says "Sniff this and start counting down from 10 .... "
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Old Nov 3, 2006 | 09:42 AM
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smell my finger
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Old Nov 3, 2006 | 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by tokyo_james,Nov 2 2006, 11:25 PM
they usually say "bend over - now this may be a little uncomfortable ..."
Is this before or after the bill for service rendered?
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Old Nov 3, 2006 | 11:45 AM
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"rendered"

how appropriate
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Old Nov 4, 2006 | 11:58 AM
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hmmm freudian slip....
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Old Nov 5, 2006 | 09:59 PM
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I SAY WE ALL HAVE TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB TOO! me and sticky were just talking about it, so the next con we have to have a 's go to the club
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