all i got was.

bacon in vegas in november with bacon..


you can bring her back a souvenier from the airport gift shop (just make sure it's the gift shop in Vegas, and not the one in DC)

 

HAHAHAHAHA How awesome would it be to go to Vegas....party...come back...and hand her a paper bag with jerky in it from Dulles Airport?

 

that's classy

you can kick it up a notch and maybe get a t-shirt from the airport as well

 

"I DC"

 

 

And when I give her the shirt...I have to be dressed head to toe in gawdy tourist shizzle from Vegas....and I mean ALL the way

A velour jumpsuit with the MGM Grand logo on it....an elvis cape......36 various buttons....a buffet bib.....the works....

 

Who're you trying to kid...that's what you wore to work today, isn't it?!

 

Actually, my work velour jumpsuit is the set that says "JUICY" across the ass..... I simply wear the pants backwards

 

it's got rhinestones right? you bedazzled that shit didn't you

and the arrow that pointed to the back door is now on the front? that's niiiiiice

 

I have a t-shirt on that says "who let this guy into the bar?" with an arrow pointing down to my crotch