Finances and liver function depending...I'm in!

 

Moi aussi.

 

 

of course.. besides, i believe you saw the thread in question ..


I have one wedding in September that I'm in, and I have a trip to California in September... besides that, I think I'm pretty open.

 

I believe liver and financial failure happens AFTER vegas

 

Last weekend in July/1st weekend in August...Jenny Craig's little sister

 

I have figured out how we can lure VMom into attending said Con

bribe her with the job of babysitting this little s2ki

 

After last year, both were hurting...

 

GREETINGS fellow Internet Street Walkers!

Have you ever wondered what the repercussions might be if you, say, shave your head in a hotel shower?.. Have you ever longed for a tutorial on how to hide the fact you allegedly ripped a wall-mounted headboard out of its moorings?.....Do you wear lampshades?....

Have I got the trip for you!

My name is Dr. Ledward M. Focker.... You might remember me from such 6000-word rants as "Fake BOV's Can Kiss my Ball Bag" or "7 Hours in a Carpeted Fallopian Tube: My Day in Dulles Airport".... I'm here to invite you all to sunny Las Vegas to drink, gamble, and generally spread the good word of shenanigans to people you know...people you don't know...and people you never thought you'd actually want to know.



So come! Join us in VEGAS for bacon, blackjack, booze, and befuddlment! You have nothing to lose but your dignity!

 

I can't help myself sometimes...