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500 fi-hunnded (n.) - the number of the true beast of s. Should not be said aloud, lest one hear the wails of the s and s and bear the unholy visage of teeth-gnashing throngs.

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Accordingly (adj.) - typically used to end any sentence that makes no sense.

(i.e. Please hold back that bitch. dog. accordingly)

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baconism.

The act of discriminating between one form of bacon and another. Usually resulting in the castration of the offending party. I could go on, but the very topic makes me so angry that words fail where baseball bats and dynamite succeed.

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borted adj. having something to do with being bored and drunk. definition nebulous at best....

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Cuddlebitch (n.)-
1. A who is so hapless that all he can do is simply cuddle with someone of the opposite sex, unable to fulfill himself sexually with said companion.
2. A who is successfully fulfilling his sexual desires, but, is doing so solely at the mercy of his sex partner. JaBobby has been that girl's cuddlebitch for a while now.

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Esp anto (N.) - a.k.a. modern Momish with a touch of downhome Limey slang. A completely incomprehensible language which nevertheless is immediately understood by all Corner s and s of various persuasions and ethnicities.

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Fart f?rt (n.) -
1. an opinion
Here's what I think about Sir Crankypants' problem:

2. The by-product of an average meal.
Burritos de Carne Asada

3.

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fbbuck- see fiicuk or **** when done correctly

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Flake (v.) -used to describe an individual, (*cough*, RacerChick, *cough*) who has been shown to have a tendency to bail out at the last possible minute, after promising to attend an event/meet/dinner/CON etc.

(i.e. We all showed up at xxxxxxCON, but RC did a flake on us)

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Flirking (n.) - the act of flirting as work. See Whorking but add a and a :grope:


(i.e. I am at work flirking over AIM with Debs, Jen, Les, C1, mom and other assorted Corner hotties

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Fumunda fuh-muhn-dah (n.) (Elb.) - Region in Elbonia where most s cite as there ancestral homeland.

"Where'd this come from?"
"Fumunda."
"Duh."

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Gloob (n.) - used to describe whatever jibberish that is contained in Vmom's posts neatly into one word.

(i.e. gloob. tanks!)

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gool - 1.something that is cool, but you're in too much of a hurry to say so OR;
2.someting you wear, someting you eat or something you step in and your mother won't let you in the house

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goosbumbles n.

the reaction on VMOM's skin upon her sighting one of her favorite singers, who are often gay.

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instrawordamogrophy

the struggle that takes place when constructing new words when current words fail or frustrate the user of said words whether difficult to say, forgotten, or being smashed together using two or more words which already exist but fail to get the point across elegantly and succintly.

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Leghump (ing) (v.) - to fawn over and/or flirt with any Corner Hottie (or any female that passes by in the Corner).


(i.e. Once again, Zdave attempts to leghump, but is shot down like a U2 spy plane.)

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MILF N' COOKIES n. 1. A rare, but tasty treat for s. Often served at birthdays.

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momish n. The language spoken by VMOM's everywhere, typically comprised of capitalized letters and contracted english. Usually nonsense in purpose and construction, difficult to read, and impossible to understand. Most humans generally just pretend to 'get it' in an attempt to humour VMOM. Normally momish is followed by a post comprised of a picture of a computer keyboard showing the location of the CAPS LOCK and how to disable it.

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MOMTARD n slang

1. A female, Spa Yellow S2000 driver, with children who is considered to be foolish or socially inept and who sounds like a 12 year old wannabe gangsta when she posts.
2. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person who is a mother.

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Nads - (na' ds) n 1. From ancient times, meaning the nector of life. 2. The fleshy sack and contents therein found beneath the torso of Zoe. 3. An exclamation of glee ex. ... when she saw her new car in the driveway, which was a total surprise, she joyously shouted "Nads" over and over again....

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planning |?plani ng |(noun) the wasteful process of wasting time, usually before a Corner event which will fall into place existentially, with or without actual groundwork.

What time will you be arriving at XXXXCon? Are you planning anything? , I dunno?, what about you? , I dunno? , ok we will see you at the bar whenever we get there

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Prok n. (prok) - The other other other white meat.

"I had a some skunky prok for lunch, now I've got some serious buttcheese going down."

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Qualintity (Adj.) - if you need this explained you are beyond noob and need to leave.

(i.e. Hooter's Restaurant = Qualintity)

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redundantocity n.

The proficiency of exceeding what is necessary, needlessly wordy or repetitive in expression with extreme aptitude or deftness.

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rejoinderer (ree-joyn-der-er) n. one who answers or replies to asinine self righteous pandering in the corner forum

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(adj.) - the official smiley count for defining an idiot post.

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superiosity - The technical skill, fluency, or style exhibited by showing value or excellence in greater number or amount than another

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Whorking (n.) - the act of whoring as work. Must be done in a constant manner and must have no worth or purpose in life.

(i.e. I love frogs. but damn frogs love me too. Sidenote - repeat 10 times)

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Zoe - (zoh-ee) n. One of the Lords of Old from ancient times, before the corner cooled and became a firmament upon which mortals could tread....

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yeah, okay ... I was bored !!!!

 

Can you move the two over I wrote in other thread?

 

No

 

Okay.

 

 

i love frogs too and my frogs love me too

 

damn jamseypoo how much time did you have on your hands?!?! but pretty amusing

 

Cuddlebitch (n.)- has been brought from the other thread .....