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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:03 AM
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I wonder whether 281 will be a big enough lead for England to win the second Test?
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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:07 AM
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This is one sport that makes zero sense to me.
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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:15 AM
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It is quite simple really ....

There are two teams.

The team that's in sits out, except for two batsmen, and the other team come out and try to get the men that are in out.

When a man goes out, he goes in and another man comes out.

When the team that's in are all out, except for the one who's not out, the other team goes in, until they're all out, too.

And then a second innings is played.
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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:21 AM
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Sounds as boring as baseball.
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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:23 AM
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Nah, far more interesting than baseball .... especially the current test match, which goes on for 5 days
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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:25 AM
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Do they sell peanuts/beer & hotdogs at the games?

Or-being English--some of those wussy cuke finger sandwiches?
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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:27 AM
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Beer, burgers, hot dogs and of course, a nice cup of tea ....
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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:28 AM
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Yeah but do they pop roids like candy?
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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:29 AM
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No one can match American sports in terms of level of junkies!
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Old Aug 6, 2005 | 06:29 AM
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