the Semi-Official Embarrassing Story thread...
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the Semi-Official Embarrassing Story thread...
Once upon a time in Vegas, I was playing Omaha Hi-Lo at a table in Boulder Station. I sharted. Believe me, for all intensive purposes of this story, "shart" is an understatement. anyway, I instantly realized what I had done, yet I was raking pot after pot, and was on one helluva roll. Thinkng the "shart" was a sign of the end of my good luck, I was prepared to depart and take care of business... but try as I might, I couldn't lose a hand. Finally, after another 15 minutes of wallowing in my own crapulence, I folded and hit the showers. That was the only time in my life that I left a winning table before losing a hand.
the moral of the story:
"Just as ye wins, so shall ye shart"
the moral of the story:
"Just as ye wins, so shall ye shart"
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From: Where The Sun Don't Shine
Speaking of Sharts....One day me and three other property guys were hanging out in the "Gold Room"
(a room offstage, for storage of valuables and stuff, a place to flop when your not working..) This is on the "Wonder Years"...Like any group of red-blooded american males with time on their hands, we were having a farting contest. A shout from the camera. the Director yelling, "Props!!! "Set Dresssing!!"...We filed out at a quick march, I'm second to last man out, with only the Set decorator behind me. He stops me..." go home" he says "now" .... I'm like WTF?
Duh! My shorts are a train wreck.....
(a room offstage, for storage of valuables and stuff, a place to flop when your not working..) This is on the "Wonder Years"...Like any group of red-blooded american males with time on their hands, we were having a farting contest. A shout from the camera. the Director yelling, "Props!!! "Set Dresssing!!"...We filed out at a quick march, I'm second to last man out, with only the Set decorator behind me. He stops me..." go home" he says "now" .... I'm like WTF?
Duh! My shorts are a train wreck.....
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well doesnt have any thing to do with sharting but this is kinda funny ask any of the guys from the dragon they will NEVER let me live this one down
well you know ACLR8 on the board here well i never put 2 and 2 together that it meant accelerate!!!! i was alwyas like ya A C L R 8, i was saying somthing to mikey i belive and i was like ya and that guy aclr8 and he was like what who then he was like omg i cant belive you thought that was his name! and at the drawing for the free stuff at the dragon the guy called aclr8's name out and i was like omg i always thought that it was aclr8!
so now i will never live it down..
much fuinnier in person though
well you know ACLR8 on the board here well i never put 2 and 2 together that it meant accelerate!!!! i was alwyas like ya A C L R 8, i was saying somthing to mikey i belive and i was like ya and that guy aclr8 and he was like what who then he was like omg i cant belive you thought that was his name! and at the drawing for the free stuff at the dragon the guy called aclr8's name out and i was like omg i always thought that it was aclr8!
so now i will never live it down..much fuinnier in person though
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