'He shouldn't have been standing there.'

Happy Gilmore

 

"English Mother****er! Do you speak it?"

 

what do they call whopper??

i dunno, didn't go into burger king

 

"You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole!"

 

dejavu

butt never mindz seein someone who thinks like mom so adds movie line accordingly....



I wipe my own a$$ < darling lil Frankenstien in Big Daddy

 

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." Blues Brothers

 

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

 

The Boss (Strother Martin) to Luke (Paul Newman): "It says hear 'Destruction of municipal property while unner da influence, knockin da heads offa parkin meters, two years." Boy wer're gonna haf ta git yer mind right."

"What we have hear is a failure ta communicate."

 

Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst.

 

28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.