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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 03:03 PM
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SWEET!
Just settling into a double-header tonight to kick off the playoffs.
Detroit - Edmonton
then Nashville - San Jose

Tomorrow is a triple-header
Beer and TV from Noon til 10pm... oh boy!!!
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Old Apr 22, 2006 | 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Monkei,Apr 21 2006, 07:03 PM
SWEET!
Just settling into a double-header tonight to kick off the playoffs.
Detroit - Edmonton
then Nashville - San Jose

Tomorrow is a triple-header
Beer and TV from Noon til 10pm... oh boy!!!
But I'll bet you weren't expecting a double OT in the first one. A nail bitter for us Wings fans.

As for predicting the winners - it would seem all 8 teams have a good chance IMHO.
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Old Apr 23, 2006 | 07:59 AM
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[QUOTE=dlq04,Apr 22 2006, 12:54 PM]But I'll bet you weren't expecting a double OT in the first one.
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Old Apr 23, 2006 | 08:46 AM
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Oilers/Wings in 15 min. Still too early for beer

A good day of hockey coming up....
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Old Apr 23, 2006 | 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Apr 19 2006, 12:50 PM
Got to go way back. I remember this gap-toothed kid with all the ....boy did he turn into one bitter salty old man


Bit of a jerk then... a complete knob now.
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Old Apr 23, 2006 | 03:06 PM
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Old Apr 23, 2006 | 03:37 PM
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Well mom, they're beating Ottawa 2-1 right now...
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Old Apr 23, 2006 | 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Monkei,Apr 23 2006, 04:37 PM
Well mom, they're beating Ottawa 2-1 right now...
wooooohoooooooo go Marty go Marty
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Old Apr 24, 2006 | 08:21 AM
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Western Conference
Detroit(1) vs. Edmonton(8) Detoilet
Dallas(2) vs. Colorado(7) Dallas
Calgary(3) vs. Anaheim(6) Anaheim
Nashville(4) vs. San Jose(5) SJ

Eastern Conference
Ottawa(1) vs. Tampa Bay(8) Ottawa
Carolina(2) vs. Montreal(7) Carolina
New Jersey(3) vs. NY Rangers(6) NJ
Buffalo(4) vs. Philadelphia(5) Buffalo


The only really tough decision for me was Nashville/SJ...
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Old Apr 24, 2006 | 10:07 AM
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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offers really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring,
and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Vancouver Canucks,
but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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