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From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Originally Posted by jedwards,Oct 24 2006, 06:06 PM
Well we were driving to T.O for a 5 1/2 hour flight and it was hot so my 1 1/2 year old son drank a lot of apple juice... a LOT. Mid flight he opened up the back end and shite all over everything/everyone. My other son, then nearly 4 started yelling 'HE POOPED ON ME!!!" I had to carry him to the can in the back holding him at arms length laughing my fool head off.
No one wanted to sit near us.
No one wanted to sit near us.
Jen was sitting in close proximity to us (you may not know this but Jen is allergic to practically life itself, including smells) 
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Adam lost it all over my shirt...like bucketfuls of milk vomit...I had to de-shirt in the middle of the aisle baring my fat hairy chest for all to see... should I go on?
