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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 07:59 AM
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I need to pee but I want a pepsi.
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 08:05 AM
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I need a bath, but I want to stink.
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Old Sep 13, 2007 | 08:06 AM
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I need new urinals here.

i dont want anything here as i can pee on the floor if i dont have them.
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Old Sep 15, 2007 | 04:11 PM
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I need to lose a few pounds, I want a cheeseburger !!
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Old Sep 16, 2007 | 04:04 AM
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I need , I want to POOP
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Old Sep 16, 2007 | 05:10 AM
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I need some ibuprofen; I want this week-long headache gone!
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Old Sep 16, 2007 | 11:50 PM
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I need a kick in the nuts as much as, I want avocado pie?
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Old Sep 17, 2007 | 12:03 AM
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i need nothing, but i want everything...
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Old Sep 17, 2007 | 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by hk_s2k,Sep 17 2007, 04:03 PM
i need nothing, but i want everything...
Typical Hong Kong attitude


I need more sleep, I want to go out !!
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Old Sep 17, 2007 | 06:35 AM
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I need coffee too. but I want a smoothie. = dilemna.
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