I'm also noting an Evo IX fails both of those tests, on top of being a gas guzzler and likely to get me in jail.

 

I'm noting a new emoticon

 

I'm suggesting Jefe go find a Land Cruiser or some such.

 

I'm gonna BB get a Jeep 4 mom

 

I'm with Unkie and HipMom. Never imagined I'd consider owning a Jeep, but after spending lots of time off road/on the beach it makes sense.

 

I'm noting that the Jeep Wrangler (the only cool Jeep) has a meager tow rating and is a worthless vehicle other than for off roading. The SRT8 Grand Cherokee is badass and can tow 7000+ lbs, but it's $65k. Land Cruiser is even more.

 

I'm saying by I DID mean the lil ones not the big ones

gotta be JACKED and have big muDDerz

many here in the IE due to and many hills / trails to hit

 

I'm reiterating my point about them being useless except for that purpose.

 

I'm then suggesting a Buick Roadmaster with a towing bumper.

 

I'm noting that if there were any cool wagons that could actually pull a trailer, I'd be all over it (even though it fails one of the criteria).