I'm getting frustrated with someone on the phone.

 

I'm letting you know If I find him I'll ship him back

 

I'm reminded of how lame LAX is.

 

I'm regretting a lot of things about the last 2 years right now.

 

I'm regretting not pushing my S2000 off a cliff when I had a chance, first and foremost.

 

I'm regretting not selling it for scrap when the first motor blew up.

 

I'm regretting not taking up the last two drunken offers of small amounts of money for it, as well.

 

I'm wishing I lacked morals so that insurance fraud would seem like a viable choice.

 

I'm realizing insurance fraud is unlikely since it's stuck in my garage.

 

I'm marginally thankful it stranded me at home rather than at my intermediate stop tonight. Only marginally because it would have been easy to just leave the keys in it and actually let some asshole try to steal it.