I'm stating that's a lie.
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I'm conceding it might be an exaggeration, but it's only a slight one. I have no idea how the f@#k anyone can afford it here.
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I'm conceding it's entirely a possibility so long as one assumes that "here" means "where Jefe lives."
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I'm confirming that I was referring to my 'hood with the previous exaggerated statement.

 

I'm looking at a giant stack of paperwork that seems to only be increasing instead of decreasing.

 

I'm making sure HC fills out her TPS reports in triplicate and submits them to all 7 managers.

 

I'm noting I'm down to three managers this month.

 

I'm an employee with 7 layers of management between me and the real boss.

 

I'm a survivor of three layoffs in three years.

 

I'm noting I have only 4 layers of management to the CEO.

 

I'm because I *just* talked with one of the staff about what to do with our old computer and relayed the printer scene to her. She hasn't seen the movie!

 

I'm thinking you should immediately fire that person.


Or maybe get some beer and watch it together tonight.

 

I'm pretty sure we're unionized, soooo...