I'm saying that if you find her, I hope she has a twin sister.

 

 

I'm saying the best relationship advice I ever heard was ...think of a newspaper...men speak in headlines ...women speak in articles


Scene: man comes home from hard day of work..tired and cranky

Wife: How was your day dear
Husband: FINE!
Wife: what do you mean fine...how was it?
Husband: It was fine!
Wife. I know it was fine but what did bob say about that thing I asked you to talk about with him? did you make plans with Chris to go out with him and his wife...did you talk to your boss about the raise...did you eat your lunch?
Husband..I'm tired ..I'm gonna go lay down



Have to find the happy medium!

 

I'm saying this reminds me of this:

Carnal Knowledge

Starts out Husband to Wife:



Jonathan : Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a c*** bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?

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Jonathan : Believe me, looks are everything.

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Bobbie : I need a life.
Jonathan : Get a job!
Bobbie : I don't want a job. I want you.
Jonathan : I'm taken, by me. Get out of the house, do something useful, Goddammit.

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Jonathan : You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!

 

I'm saying good stuff Dave I'm outta here

 

I'm saying from bellingham

 

I'm saying my beloved UCF Golden Knights are now 0-9.

 

I'm saying the party last night kinda sucked for several reasons and at the end it almost ended up in a fist fight cause one of my friends decided to be a drunken a$$hole

I'm saying today shops are open

 

I'm awake (barely)

 

I'm making coffee.