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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:01 AM
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I'm not planning just dreaming at the moment!
Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:03 AM
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I'm saying he was driving in the fast lane doing 10km under the speed limit. When I went to pass him on the right, he sped up, which meant that I almost cut him off. The he's right up on my bumper - so close I can clearly make out their faces. I thought about tapping my brakes but when I looked in the rearview he was making shooting motions with his hand! I pointed in the direction of the slow lane to suggest to the dumba$$ that's his proper lane. At this point I can see my house. There's no way I was going to turn into my driveway, so I just drove until he turned off...into a trailer park no less.

Of all the days not to have my cell with me!
Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Jun 4 2005, 01:03 PM
I'm saying he was driving in the fast lane doing 10km under the speed limit. When I went to pass him on the right, he sped up, which meant that I almost cut him off. The he's right up on my bumper - so close I can clearly make out their faces. I thought about tapping my brakes but when I looked in the rearview he was making shooting motions with his hand! I pointed in the direction of the slow lane to suggest to the dumba$$ that's his proper lane. At this point I can see my house. There's no way I was going to turn into my driveway, so I just drove until he turned off...into a trailer park no less.

Of all the days not to have my cell with me!
I'm saying what a ing moron! Glad you are ok, take a deep breath!
Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:14 AM
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I'm saying
Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:20 AM
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I'm looking up crap for customers who dont know how to use the internet!
Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:22 AM
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I'm saying everyone has customers like that.
Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:29 AM
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Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:37 AM
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I'm flirking with Debs
Old Jun 4, 2005 | 09:59 AM
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I'm feeling very very
Old Jun 4, 2005 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jun 4 2005, 10:20 AM
I'm looking up crap to sell to customers who dont know any better!
Good ole American retail.



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