I'm stating my poll hasn't opened.

 

I'm polling a herford

 

I'm thinking I'd steer clear of that. . .

 

Put a stake in it?

 

I'm thinking I'd stake a steak on it. . .

 

Chip off the old beef

 

Colorado rancher and his wife were bickering while holidaying in France.
They were still hardly speaking to each other after being seated in a
fancy French restaurant for dinner.

When the waiter arrived the rancher said: 'I'll have a big, thick
porterhouse steak.' The waiter replied: 'Monsieur ... what about ze mad cow?'

To which the rancher replied, 'She'll just have a salad.'

 

I'm waiting for a rimshot.

 

 

I'm thinking we may just order a pizza and settle in for the returns - ahem...the election returns.

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