I'm wondering what you are doing at work on a Saturday in the first place?

 

I'm thinking it is safer to drive one's car than it is to leave it parked.

 

i'm making a cake for my mom's b-day today

 

i'm saying if you think that's stupid or gay you can shuv it

 

i'm watiing to eat some good steak tonight

 

i'm feeling good today how bout you?

 

I'm here for three reasons:

1) I had to prepare for my trip to Hanover (I didn't have all the spreadsheets ready until Thursday and didn't get hte presentation done yesterday)
2) I'm broke and trying to sponge OT
3) It's shitty out and have nothing else to do

 

i'm glad i'm not in your shoes

 

I'm not bothered by the shoes... it's the freakin socks

 

I'm thinking this'll be...