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Old May 11, 2005 | 11:50 AM
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I'm just making a suggestion ^
Old May 11, 2005 | 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,May 11 2005, 03:48 PM
I'm requesting that Mike take some pics of TIC for all the single lonely bachelor 's.
I'm saying I just bought her lunch ..she might go for a photo shoot!
Old May 11, 2005 | 11:59 AM
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I'm hoping Mike still has my email address?
Old May 11, 2005 | 12:03 PM
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I'm still hung over....
Old May 11, 2005 | 12:24 PM
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I'm telling you the painter just knocked on my door and asked me if I wanted my knockers painted!!!!!!!!!! I looked at him kind of strangely and then pointed to the door knockers and said, Oh, no. He turned red and laughed that uneasy laugh. I pretended nothing happened.
Old May 11, 2005 | 12:31 PM
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[QUOTE=uppitychick,May 11 2005, 12:24 PM] I'm telling you the painter just knocked on my door and asked me if I wanted my knockers painted!!!!!!!!!!
Old May 11, 2005 | 12:43 PM
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I'm outta here.
Old May 11, 2005 | 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by SR71BB,May 11 2005, 01:52 PM
I'm thinking a major variable is the size of the room.

The lion kills midget1 in 3 minutes. To a point, the battle is (midgetN)t. At some point, the midget population restricts their ability to scramble. (midgetN)t-((midgetN-1)t/volume). Plus, I need to figure out when enough midgets hamper the lion's ability to maneuver, which may or may not be offset by a more efficient kill rate due to midget ineptitude.

I'm going to have another before continuing the math...
I'm thinking that in combat analysis (particularly my D&D statistical style) that size of the room will have an effect based on if it limits the mobility of the lion. If the lion can't use it's mobility advantage over the short legged midgets, then the midgets stand a much better chance. I will assume a 100' diameter ring.
Old May 11, 2005 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,May 11 2005, 03:45 PM
I'm thinking that in combat analysis (particularly my D&D statistical style) that size of the room will have an effect based on if it limits the mobility of the lion. If the lion can't use it's mobility advantage over the short legged midgets, then the midgets stand a much better chance. I will assume a 100' diameter ring.
Ok, but I'm thinking 42 midgets, each with a 1' diameter (they're pudgy little things, you know) make the probability of being severly mauled by a single swipe of the lion pretty high.
Old May 11, 2005 | 12:53 PM
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I'm going to have to consider damage to multiple midgets per swipe in my analysis. Not sure how I'll do that.



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