I'm apologizing.

 

I'm saying, for once it's NOT one of you whores that's pissed me off...

 

I'm wondering if thats because Alex hasn't posted in a few days?

 

I'm thinking it has more to do with everyone being busy this weekend

 

I'm home AND the weekend's pretty much over...

 

I'm noting that starting Monday, I'm going to be the first number on my friend's phone call list that if she goes into labor, I'll have to take her to the hospital.


I'm also pointing out that I am NOT the father of the baby (he is MIA)

 

I'm glad dave just became surrogate daddy

 

 

I'm sure she'll have a nice flower arrangement after DaveJr is born.

 

I'm saying I already got a cute outfit for the baby.