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Old Dec 8, 2005 | 01:57 PM
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I'm expressing my continued annoyance with idiots:

honering:

Me: hello?
Telemarketer Dorkwad: Yes, can I speak to Miss Shirley **** [my last name]?
Me: There's no one here by that name.
TD: Well perhaps I am misprounouncing it. S-H-E-R-Y-L.
Me: It's actually spelled with a 'C' and it's prounounced 'share-all'
TD: My apologies Miss Cheryl.
Me: [annoyed] Uh huh.
TD: Miss Cheryl how are you today? [I love it when I ask this - I'm always completely honest.]
Me: I've had a really bad day actually.
TD: That's great.
Me: [bursting out laughing] Riiiight.
TD: Now Miss Cheryl my name is....


Whatevah.
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Dec 8 2005, 05:53 PM
I'm saying congrats to Cheryl on the impending nooner!
I'm not that fortunate.
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Dec 8 2005, 05:57 PM
I'm expressing my continued annoyance with idiots:

honering:

Me: hello?
Telemarketer Dorkwad: Yes, can I speak to Miss Shirley **** [my last name]?
Me: There's no one here by that name.
TD: Well perhaps I am misprounouncing it. S-H-E-R-Y-L.
Me: It's actually spelled with a 'C' and it's prounounced 'share-all'
TD: My apologies Miss Cheryl.
Me: [annoyed] Uh huh.
TD: Miss Cheryl how are you today? [I love it when I ask this - I'm always completely honest.]
Me: I've had a really bad day actually.
TD: That's great.
Me: [bursting out laughing] Riiiight.
TD: Now Miss Cheryl my name is....


Whatevah.
I'm sorry idiots seem to have a knack for bothering you.
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Dec 8 2005, 05:58 PM
I'm not that fortunate.
I'm saying oh well a happy ending is better than nothing.
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 02:11 PM
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I'm going to buy a sled for Adam for tomorrows storm after work tonight.
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Dec 8 2005, 10:12 AM
I'm on the phone with Brant.
I'm glad that I got to talk to Mikey today!
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Dec 8 2005, 05:57 PM
I'm expressing my continued annoyance with idiots:

honering:

Me: hello?
Telemarketer Dorkwad: Yes, can I speak to Miss Shirley **** [my last name]?
Me: There's no one here by that name.
TD: Well perhaps I am misprounouncing it. S-H-E-R-Y-L.
Me: It's actually spelled with a 'C' and it's prounounced 'share-all'
TD: My apologies Miss Cheryl.
Me: [annoyed] Uh huh.
TD: Miss Cheryl how are you today? [I love it when I ask this - I'm always completely honest.]
Me: I've had a really bad day actually.
TD: That's great.
Me: [bursting out laughing] Riiiight.
TD: Now Miss Cheryl my name is....


Whatevah.
I'm noting you should have extrapolated on "I've had a really bad day today"
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Dec 8 2005, 10:34 PM
I'm noting you should have extrapolated on "I've had a really bad day today"
I'm definitely going to do that next time!!!
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 06:47 PM
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I'm pretty sure the caffeine I took to rid myself of this 4-day long headache is the reason I am WIDE awake right now.
Old Dec 8, 2005 | 06:51 PM
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I'm annoyed...again. Seems a recurring theme these days, huh?



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