I'm defending my leghumping married ways.

 

I'm a single leghumper

 

I'm saying this is a new status right?

 

I'm saying dates come and go...but no wife found yet!

 

i'm finished putting together furniture

 

I'm saying that I'm still in pain. I got up this morning went to put my weight on my right leg and my knee went, got up again and it went again and sent me crashing into my wardrobe where I then stubbed my toe too

 

i'm

 

I'm asking what the hell happened??

 

I'm saying I made two loud crashes, scared the cats and swore very loudly.

I'm having surgery on my knee next week to hopefully sort out some issues that I aggravated last year whilst ignoring medical advice.

 

I'm