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Old Jul 28, 2010 | 01:37 PM
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nuts with a nougat middle is what she said
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Old Jul 28, 2010 | 04:34 PM
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She said, "That sounds retro. That sounds novel."
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 08:59 AM
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that sounds novel.....that sounds gay.
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 10:45 AM
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gay feathers are a lovely purple flower thats one of my perinials in my flower garden
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 10:48 AM
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garden hoses are green and flexible but taste like chlorine
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 12:58 PM
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chlorine haz a tendency 2 turn blonde hair green
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 01:16 PM
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Green is the envy that I can't hide.
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Old Aug 3, 2010 | 02:52 PM
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I can't hide my love of poontang
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 03:05 AM
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poontang, at least you get to get some. You get an Article 15 for touching the poontang over here in the "warzone".
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Old Aug 4, 2010 | 05:51 AM
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the warzone would probably make the poontang a little ripe
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