Griping

 

Are the bottles full?

 

not anymore....

but trust me. I have enough to kill myself many many times over... and everyone within 100 feet of me... many times over....

 

Watch your head.

 

tell me about it....

 

my dog ate garbage
i just caught him shredding it up all over the couch
its geoffs fault because he left the door open. he is retarded!!!

 

Griping...so is this like...mini ranting?

 

gripes are to ranting what pistols are to shotguns...

 

Gotchya...in that case.

Right now.... I'd have to say my gripe is with whistling. I just don't get it. You're in a quiet place...you have to get up and use the toilet... What's the point of whistling friggin Dixie?....eh? Is this some sort of signal to the rest of us that they're dropping the deuce of all deuces? I wouldn't even care if it wasn't done so loudly. Besides...wouldn't it make more sense to crap...and then whistle Dixie?...you know...after you've accomplished something?

I don't fuggin gettit...

 

^ adding to the whistling Dixie nonsense.

Can the whistler please do courtesy flush and/or wipe the focking toilet afterwards? Is your aim REALLY that bad?