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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 06:06 AM
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Turkey's
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 06:08 AM
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Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving


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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 06:15 AM
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Turkey sucks. Unless it's deep fried.
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 06:19 AM
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that's a big deep fryer
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 06:33 AM
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the better to fry you with my dear
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Aug 23 2004, 10:15 AM
Turkey sucks. Unless it's deep fried.
Yeah but the Adam Sandler tunes rocks!!
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 06:49 AM
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Any s making quotes or quotas?
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 07:24 AM
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more like quotas
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 08:15 AM
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Whorking.. mostly the work part
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Old Aug 23, 2004 | 09:14 AM
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mikepaine: thats hot
mikepaine: LOL
sophiaface55: heeeheee
sophiaface55: he has no idea what hes losing in me
mikepaine:
mikepaine: his loss is my gain
mikepaine:
sophiaface55:
sophiaface55: i mean, im pretty, intelligent, easygoing, friendly, good in bed, and freaky minded
sophiaface55: what else do you need?
mikepaine: works for me
sophiaface55: lol
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