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Old Mar 31, 2007 | 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Mar 28 2007, 11:28 AM
I'm just touching in different places.
Originally Posted by YeloS2000ShowGrl,Mar 30 2007, 12:52 AM
and you are correct w/ the right butt cheek
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Old Jun 4, 2007 | 01:16 PM
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s2kjerseygirl

from jersey bitch to southern belle i do it all!
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Old Jun 4, 2007 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by YeloS2000ShowGrl,Mar 31 2007, 06:05 PM
"im very calming for a freak" ~mikey
Did I say that?
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Old Jun 4, 2007 | 09:31 PM
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you quoted my messanger not my s2ki name
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Old Jun 11, 2007 | 08:18 PM
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So? you are still a whats the difference?
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Old Jun 14, 2007 | 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MinaTina
hehehe you should see my house... toys everywhere
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Old Jul 26, 2007 | 01:20 PM
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mikey:
dont let your big head rule the game
use the little head oh young sexy grasshopper!
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Old Jul 26, 2007 | 02:29 PM
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you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
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Old Aug 4, 2007 | 02:21 AM
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ocmusicjunkie: if those things felt okay, we wouldnt waste so much money buying girls drinks
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Old Aug 4, 2007 | 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by YeloS2000ShowGrl,Aug 4 2007, 02:21 AM
ocmusicjunkie: if those things felt okay, we wouldnt waste so much money buying girls drinks
haha.... this was one of my better pieces of work.

Another great one, quoting myself from earlier this week:

Friend: "If you lived with your gf, and she got drunk, would you take advantage of her?"

Me: "Of course not! Well, not unless we were like engaged or something."

Disclaimer: I was very drunk and didn't process how stupid that was until later.
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