semi-Official St. Patrick's Day Thread
03-17-2010, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 17 2010, 11:59 AM
Sean O'Reilly was sitting at the bar at Houlihan's Pub one evening. He hoisted his pint of Guinness and said "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" For that the bartender awarded him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!. He went home and told his wife "Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night for a toast about ye." Mary said "Aye, did ye now, and what woulkd that be? Sean said "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." Mary replied "Oh, that is very nice indeed, Sean." The next day, Mary was in town shopping and ran into one of John's drinking buddies, Shamus ncgilicuddy, on the street corner. Shamus chuckled leeringly and said "Mary, Sean won top prize last night at the Houlihan's with a toast about yee." Mary replied "Aye, so I heard. I was a wee bit surprised. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
03-17-2010, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by EVAN&MONICA,Mar 17 2010, 06:04 PM
03-17-2010, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by EVAN&MONICA,Mar 17 2010, 03:06 PM
My last name isnt Irish but Im an 1/8th irish 
03-17-2010, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 17 2010, 02:59 PM
Sean O'Reilly was sitting at the bar at Houlihan's Pub one evening. He hoisted his pint of Guinness and said "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" For that the bartender awarded him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!. He went home and told his wife "Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night for a toast about ye." Mary said "Aye, did ye now, and what woulkd that be? Sean said "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." Mary replied "Oh, that is very nice indeed, Sean." The next day, Mary was in town shopping and ran into one of John's drinking buddies, Shamus ncgilicuddy, on the street corner. Shamus chuckled leeringly and said "Mary, Sean won top prize last night at the Houlihan's with a toast about yee." Mary replied "Aye, so I heard. I was a wee bit surprised. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
03-17-2010, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Mar 16 2010, 03:01 PM
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said:
"Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home & told his wife - Mary:
"I won the prize for the best toast of the night" ...
Mary said: "Aye, did ye now - and what was your toast?"
John said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
Mary said: "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!"
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly & said: "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said: "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
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