The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Semi-Official 'Talk in the 3rd Person' Thread

Thread Tools
 
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 08:49 PM
  #1281  
UmarS2K's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,678
Likes: 0
Default

Umar is wondering why there aren't any more "Thought for Today" threads.
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:02 PM
  #1282  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

Mr. Anderson is stating that's more Raptor's, Raj's and P_C's racket. Mr. Anderson is in the middle of an ongoing interpersonal/romantic/sexual catharsis. . . pay no mind to his viewpoints on such things as "Thoughts for Today" threads.
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:07 PM
  #1283  
UmarS2K's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,678
Likes: 0
Default

Umar is also stuck in an ongoing romantic/sexual catharsis. . . If his g/f-- if you will-- were to find out of his viewing the "Thoughts for Today" threads, she'd castrate his penis.
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:08 PM
  #1284  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

Mr. Anderson is stating that it's good she was only around for an hour, but was disappointed you didn't get a sammich out of the deal.
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:10 PM
  #1285  
UmarS2K's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,678
Likes: 0
Default

Umar shall state that we are speaking of two different women here. His ex is the one who would castrate his cock, whereas the other woman on the date was just a friend turned friend with benefits.
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:12 PM
  #1286  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

Mr. Anderson is noting that Hazelwood is running the parlay. . . but subsequently has to put Hazelwood's junk into Mr. Anderson's dead pool pix for 2009.
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:15 PM
  #1287  
UmarS2K's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,678
Likes: 0
Default

Umar just shrugs.
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:20 PM
  #1288  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

In the name of a modicum of decorum, Mr. Anderson is going to refrain from asking questions to actually set up passable over-under figures on the aforementioned doomed junk.
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:22 PM
  #1289  
UmarS2K's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 8,678
Likes: 0
Default

Umar will never answer any questions related to his junk.
Old Dec 28, 2008 | 09:28 PM
  #1290  
UnkieTrunkie's Avatar
Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 109,435
Likes: 1,651
From: SJC
Default

Mr. Anderson notes that in asking questions, he'd have to refrain from betting. . . leaving the sport of the whole thing fairly moot.



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 05:57 AM.