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Old May 21, 2008 | 05:24 AM
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Andy is excited to receive his cheque in the mail

Congratulations to you as we bring your notice
the results of the world Bank promo and your email
Address was selected through
a computer ballot system drawn
We are happy to inform you that your email won
$800.000.00 United States
Dollars I have been waiting for you since to
contact me for your Conformable Bank Draft of
$800.000.00 United States
Dollars, but I did not hear from
you since that time.

Then I went and deposited the Draft with FEDEX
COURIER SERVICE, West
Africa, I traveled out of the country for a 3
Months Course and I will
not come back till end of August 2008.

What you have to do now is to contact the
FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon
as possible to know when they will deliver your
package to you because of the
expiring date. For your information, I have paid
for the delivering Charge,
Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate
Fee of the Cheque showing that
it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor
Terrorist attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX
COURIER SERVICE to deliver
your Draft direct to your postal Address in your
country is ($250.00 US)
Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the
Courier Company so far.
Again, don\'t be deceived by anybody to pay
any other money except
$250.00 US Dollars.

I would have paid the money but they said no
because they don'tknow when
you will contact them and in case of
demurrage.You have to contact the
FEDEX COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of
your Draft using the
You have to contact the FEDEX
EXPRESS INTERNATIONAL with the following informations:

First name:
Last Name:
Telephone:
Nationality::
Age:
Occupation:
address:

Dispatch Director: Rev Albert Collins
Email Address:fedexcourier09@live.com
Tel:+2348051471138

You are advice to contact them as soon as you receive this mail to avoid
any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping fee of
$250.00 US Dollars for their immediate action.You should also let me know
through email as soon as you receive your Draft.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs.mary jones
Old May 21, 2008 | 07:47 AM
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Old May 21, 2008 | 08:16 AM
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Mr. Anderson is paying for the cheesefries from last night.
Old May 21, 2008 | 10:51 AM
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Dan is somewhat studying for his final test tonight, but he doesn't really give 2 shits b/c of how good he's done this semester so far it's not a big deal how good or bad he does
Old May 21, 2008 | 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by shareall,May 20 2008, 08:59 PM
Cheryl is wondering why you don't go in for the kill?
Ken is scared of cougars.
Old May 21, 2008 | 12:14 PM
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Dave wouldn't mind a cougar or 3.
Old May 21, 2008 | 02:16 PM
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Dave is renewing his friendship with Captain Morgan.
Old May 21, 2008 | 10:07 PM
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Ryan is tired and needs sleep
Old May 22, 2008 | 04:08 AM
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Gary wonders how Daves meeting went with Mr. Morgan...
Old May 22, 2008 | 04:23 AM
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Kevin needs a 2nd cup of



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