Shiny

 

If Miss Shiny ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.

 

is it better to say Little Miss Shiny

 

It's better to say "Now!"

 

It really is a long story....but here's the Cliff's notes.

Friend #1 is married and goes out alot. Said friend is wanting me to go out to be a buffer because her sister and brother will be there. However, friend invited people off myspace (I know....stupid) to meet her there. Let's just say she likes male attention which I'm convinced will only get her in trouble one day.....but what does Little Miss Shiny know? Any ways....in comes Friend #2.

Friend #2 is supposed to go with me to be my entertainment/another buffer. Well, he has said that he would go. But in recent conversation, he has said that he wasn't going. (Which the whole peeved thing is when I ask him if he's going or not, I could never get a straight answer, which is a glorified no in my book...that a$$). So, here I need one hell of an excuse not to go. I don't like Friend #1's sister, and I really don't like the way Friend #1 carries on. But whatever....here again...what do I know?

So here's where you could make me happy......give me an excuse....Pretty please? *insert batting eyelashes*

 

don't say anything about your vagina

 

Check!

 

do you wanna say you have a flat tire and you're driving on a donut so you don't wanna go out before you take care of the repair in the morning?

 

Maybe...what else you got?

 

maybe you can say that you feel...funny

or that you think this psycho from myspace might show up and you don't wanna be around