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Originally Posted by ACLR8' date='Feb 20 2005, 03:17 PM
her response??
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Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS' date='Feb 20 2005, 03:04 PM
Speaking of me saying things that are inappropriate....
My mate Simon was out of town and his prego wife Sharon was alone. So my mate Andy and I decided to take her to Symphony in the park in Chicago. It was my real first meeting with her and I had heard so much of how prim and proper she was. At the time, I hadn't known many people that owned a Volvo and was in the market for a new car. So I asked her.... so, how do you like your Vulva.
My mate Simon was out of town and his prego wife Sharon was alone. So my mate Andy and I decided to take her to Symphony in the park in Chicago. It was my real first meeting with her and I had heard so much of how prim and proper she was. At the time, I hadn't known many people that owned a Volvo and was in the market for a new car. So I asked her.... so, how do you like your Vulva.
you really are the hottest dork I know! 
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True story a friend of mine and his wife were at a fancy smancy dinner party once, and the hostess was quite a green thumb. Marty, my friend is a Neanderthal who knows nothing about plants... She had plants all over the place including vining plants outside on the post leading up to the house....in front of half the party Marty, my friend goes to the hostess "how do you keep your chlamydia looking so nice and full" she was mortified everyone laughed he was clueless...his wife didnt speak to him for the rest of the night
she was mortified everyone laughed he was clueless...his wife didnt speak to him for the rest of the night
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From: Gleening the apex
Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS' date='Feb 20 2005, 03:21 PM
She just starred at me... blinking.... complete and utter shock.... I turned 12 shades of red and then tried desperately to cover it up.... but only dug myself in deeper.
