The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Semi-Official Welcome to AZWILDCATS Thread

Thread Tools
 
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:36 PM
  #781  
mikes2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

Originally Posted by brantshali,Jan 21 2005, 05:15 PM
I'm pretty sure you like that a LOT more than wiping Clyde's bum...

ANOTHER one of Dad'd thankless jobs! Debs claims he must be losing weight because she saw him licking himself the other day
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:37 PM
  #782  
AZWILDCATS's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,757
Likes: 0
From: Union County New Jersey
Default

Whaaaaaahahahaha!
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:37 PM
  #783  
mikes2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

Originally Posted by AZWILDCATS,Jan 21 2005, 05:20 PM
Have you ever tried toothpaste?

Murph had bad breath one day and I put some toothpaste on his tongue. I guess sandpaper tongue + toothpaste = foaming at the mouth!
Now thats funny!
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:38 PM
  #784  
AZWILDCATS's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,757
Likes: 0
From: Union County New Jersey
Default

You should try it... it's a good time!
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:42 PM
  #785  
mikes2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

Clyde woke us both up at 4 in the morning with guttural MEOOOWWWSSSS!!!!! I think maybe he wanted his teeth brushed
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:45 PM
  #786  
AZWILDCATS's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,757
Likes: 0
From: Union County New Jersey
Default

Murph bit the sh!t out of me at about 3:30am this morning... he's still pissed off at me for abandoning him for 8 days.
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:50 PM
  #787  
mikes2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

Poor Murph! I will send DHS his way to file for pussy abandonment charges against you
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:55 PM
  #788  
AZWILDCATS's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,757
Likes: 0
From: Union County New Jersey
Default

He had the roommate to hang with! I didn't abandon him! I was trying to convince him of that very thing last night!
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:56 PM
  #789  
mikes2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

I'm siding with Murph on this one!
Old Jan 21, 2005 | 01:57 PM
  #790  
AZWILDCATS's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 12,757
Likes: 0
From: Union County New Jersey
Default

No fair! You were all up for me going!



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 05:57 PM.