Hmmmm true, I haven't. And I'm willing to bet I don't *want* to see that.

 

Or the palm of his hand.

 

Probably not.

 

Harsh but...harsh!

 

pfft... who HASN'T seen THAT!?

 

 

Better than ugggggggsss. In Cali uggs with short shorts 105F. What a waste.

Now with dead cheerleader mukluks, we are tapping into WSB and my world.

Seriously, 5'-10"?

 

I've never understood the whole Ugg trend. Have always thought that Uggs = short for Ugly. And with shorts? The worst I saw in Toronto was a chick wearing uggs, her lululemon yoga pants (tucked in to her boots of course and low enough that we could see her tramp stamp), a tailored button down striped blouse, those retro RayBans and an obviously fake LV bag. Couldn't tell if she was doing that purposely messy hair do or if she was in the middle a crack binge.

5'10? Me? In my highest of heels, I'm probably close to that. In my Puma mukluks ( ), probably 5 ft. 6.5?

 

Note to women: If you want me to leave you alone, wear Uggs. And while you're at it, oversize sunglasses that look like something you'd get off a $1.99 rack at Wal-Mart.

 

There must be millions of women who have Uggs and Wallyworld sunglasses - no wonder you're single!