Semi-Official welcome to Shareall thread - Take 2
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[QUOTE]1. Must know how to replace (or at least remove) tire/wheel from my lawnmower.
2. Must mow lawn on a weekly basis.
3. Must also be willing to clean toilet and kitty litter on a regular basis.
4. Must cook for me a few times a week.
5. Must wash my car once a week.
6. Other duties as requested.
In return, I offer my [sarcasm]charming company[/sarcasm] and a place to sleep...and if you're lucky some decent food too (which of course you'll be cooking)!
2. Must mow lawn on a weekly basis.
3. Must also be willing to clean toilet and kitty litter on a regular basis.
4. Must cook for me a few times a week.
5. Must wash my car once a week.
6. Other duties as requested.
In return, I offer my [sarcasm]charming company[/sarcasm] and a place to sleep...and if you're lucky some decent food too (which of course you'll be cooking)!
You obviously didn't read the last couple lines of that quote! 
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QUOTE
1. Must know how to replace (or at least remove) tire/wheel from my lawnmower.
2. Must mow lawn on a weekly basis.
3. Must also be willing to clean toilet and kitty litter on a regular basis.
4. Must cook for me a few times a week.
5. Must wash my car once a week.
6. Other duties as requested.
In return, I offer my [sarcasm]charming company[/sarcasm] and a place to sleep...and if you're lucky some decent food too (which of course you'll be cooking)!
1) err.. why don't you just get a new lawnmower?
2) it's cold in the winter
3) can't you just train the kitty to use the toilet and eliminate the kitty litter?
4) does microwaving yesterdays take out count?
5) that's not a problem...i'm pretty good at washing pimpy
6) examples of "other" duties?
1. Must know how to replace (or at least remove) tire/wheel from my lawnmower.
2. Must mow lawn on a weekly basis.
3. Must also be willing to clean toilet and kitty litter on a regular basis.
4. Must cook for me a few times a week.
5. Must wash my car once a week.
6. Other duties as requested.
In return, I offer my [sarcasm]charming company[/sarcasm] and a place to sleep...and if you're lucky some decent food too (which of course you'll be cooking)!
1) err.. why don't you just get a new lawnmower?
2) it's cold in the winter
3) can't you just train the kitty to use the toilet and eliminate the kitty litter?
4) does microwaving yesterdays take out count?
5) that's not a problem...i'm pretty good at washing pimpy
6) examples of "other" duties?
