The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Semi-Official welcome to Shareall thread - Take 4

Thread Tools
 
Old Nov 13, 2005 | 06:35 PM
  #1941  
WestSideBilly's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 93,305
Likes: 820
From: Nowhere
Default

About two blocks past those people I ran into 3 guys... conversation went something like this (me in italics):

"Hey man!"
"What's up guys?"
"Nothing! Aren't you fuvking freezing?"
Nah... nice night out.
"Ah... where you from?" (is it that f'in obvious I'm not a canuck? )
"Indiana...
"What brings you to T-dot" (what the hell is T-dot? I don't get it)
"Visiting friends... went to the Guvernment.... thus the not being cold"
"Cool! We're just finishing a night out..."
"Yeah, it's his 19th..."
"If you want a $5 blowjob, we just found a crack whore that'll do it..."
That's alright!"
"Actually, we offered her $20 but I just gave her a five... she was too drunk to tell the difference!"
"I didn't go through with it though..."
"Syphillis is bad!"

It continued on in that fashion for a few minutes... cool dudes. though I never did find that crack whore.
Old Nov 13, 2005 | 06:37 PM
  #1942  
Mocky's Avatar
Former Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Former Moderator
 
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 105,828
Likes: 152
Default

and that's why you didn't get back till after 4am?


holy sh*t that's funny though..
Old Nov 13, 2005 | 06:39 PM
  #1943  
WestSideBilly's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 93,305
Likes: 820
From: Nowhere
Default

About 10 blocks up the road from Queen's Way, I walked past this homeless lady (I think) with no front teeth... she asked me in a rather raspy voice for money. She was really rude though so I didn't feel like helping her out. So I just said "Sorry, I don't have anything on me... " well, she turns around (she was walking west, I was walking east) and starts following me. I just kept walking, and a half block later I turn around and she's like 20 feet behind me walking as fast as she can.... I made a slight change in course.
Old Nov 13, 2005 | 06:40 PM
  #1944  
Mocky's Avatar
Former Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Former Moderator
 
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 105,828
Likes: 152
Default

that might have been your dude..


Old Nov 13, 2005 | 07:29 PM
  #1945  
WestSideBilly's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 93,305
Likes: 820
From: Nowhere
Default

No, the guys I talked to wouldn't have been that way. I assume they knew where they were going.
Old Nov 13, 2005 | 07:30 PM
  #1946  
WestSideBilly's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 93,305
Likes: 820
From: Nowhere
Default




Old Nov 13, 2005 | 08:07 PM
  #1947  
Mocky's Avatar
Former Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Former Moderator
 
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 105,828
Likes: 152
Default

bahahahaha...

Old Nov 14, 2005 | 03:59 AM
  #1948  
WestSideBilly's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 93,305
Likes: 820
From: Nowhere
Default

Old Nov 14, 2005 | 04:27 AM
  #1949  
Mocky's Avatar
Former Moderator
20 Year Member
Liked
Former Moderator
 
Joined: Sep 2002
Posts: 105,828
Likes: 152
Default

Old Nov 14, 2005 | 04:32 AM
  #1950  
shareall's Avatar
Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 64,605
Likes: 1,226
Default

Originally Posted by WestSideBilly,Nov 13 2005, 11:30 PM



Niiiiiiiice!



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 06:30 PM.