Well actually someone's getting married (not me ) but i'm sure an impromptu Con could be fun

 

It wouldn't be the first time I crashed a wedding in Vegas. My co-worker was getting on the plane (unbeknownst to me at the time) the same time as me to go to Vegas. . .told me to stop by for her son's wedding that Sunday.

I showed with a bottle of Champagne.

 

I've never crashed a wedding, been to Vegas or even to your side of the Atlantic...

I'm a really bad person.

I really do want to go to Canada, it's just so beautiful.

 

Soapy, you're not a bad person. Bad people run for public office.
That said, I reccommend crashing a wedding.

 

You're not a bad person! You're right though - there are plenty of beautiful places in this country.

 

Not counting Cheryl's lawn.

 

To be honest Soapy, you're not missing much in America .... the places are pretty nice, but there are too many Yanks around

 

This is true.

 

 

I'm setting up a Cheryl and refusing to take it.