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Old Oct 8, 2010 | 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by KeithMajkasays,Oct 8 2010, 03:34 PM
Damn canucks and your fantasy holidays!
I'll remember that when *your* made up holidays come around!
Old Oct 8, 2010 | 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Oct 8 2010, 11:53 AM
That was freakin' awesome. I haven't seen live music in sooooo long.


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Old Oct 8, 2010 | 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Oct 8 2010, 04:46 PM


:hotdogbun:



Oh Em Gee. My friend just told me about this: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101008/ap_on_...ain_people_depp Thought you might get a kick out of it.
Old Oct 8, 2010 | 01:39 PM
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Don't make me dig up the facts on Canadian Lincoln's Birthday. . . again.
Old Oct 8, 2010 | 01:43 PM
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Apparently, Gordon Hudson-Lays Lincoln was born on February 18th, 1924 in Kelowna, BC. The child of a Hudson Bay Blanket and a package of (Lays) Ketchup Chips, Gordon was raised in the conventional Canadian fashion, with an appreciation of Tim Horton's and Hockey.

For reasons still unexplained by historians, Gordon was noted for having learned how to make poutein. Gordon repeatedly claimed he learned how to make it while defending the bridge over the Fraser from the Americans at Ft. Alexandria in the 1840's. The late Pierre Laporte mentioning that Lincoln's poutein was finer than his mother's.

Gordon, or, "Gordie," as his friends would later call him, would go down in the history books for his contribution to the development of the Canadian Pacific railroad. 20 miles West of Winnipeg, Gordie was helping to lay track, when suddenly a rail dropped, flattening his fingers. This subsequently rendered him unable to work on the Canadian Pacific.

In light of this, Cornelius Van Horne took a shine to Gordie, and appointed him "Officer of The Watch" of the water tower outside of South Headingly, Manitoba.

Gordie has been there ever since."
Old Oct 8, 2010 | 01:56 PM
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Right! I'm impressed with your Canadian references...even though I'm wondering how he could've learned how to make poutine in the 1840s considering he wasn't born until 1924. Then again, us Canucks do have some awesome powers.
Old Oct 8, 2010 | 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Oct 8 2010, 01:56 PM
Right! I'm impressed with your Canadian references...even though I'm wondering how he could've learned how to make poutine in the 1840s considering he wasn't born until 1924. Then again, us Canucks do have some awesome powers.
No. . . if you note, He repeatedly claimed he learned how to make it while defending the bridge over the Fraser. . .
Old Oct 8, 2010 | 02:01 PM
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It's also worth mentioning I was trying to create an article consisting of complete and utter Canadian bullshit.
Old Oct 8, 2010 | 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Oct 8 2010, 06:00 PM
No. . . if you note, He repeatedly claimed he learned how to make it while defending the bridge over the Fraser. . .
I know. I just like to shoot the messenger.
Old Oct 8, 2010 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by shareall,Oct 8 2010, 02:06 PM
I know. I just like to shoot the messenger.
Oh, I see. . . 49th parallel isn't good enough for you now?




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