The Semi-Official 'What not to do...' Thread
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The Semi-Official 'What not to do...' Thread
After a morning of binge drinking, lying about women, and bolstering of our own male self-confidence, Motoo, Jeff, and I came up with this user friendly guide of things NOT to do where dating and women are concerned. How did we arrive at this point?? Well...when you have threee intellectual powerhouses like us sitting around, SOMETHING is bound to happen!! 
So....here we go!! Let's kick off the list of 'what NOT to do' where dating and dealing with the opposite sex are concerned. Since I have the most first hand knowledge of how to make a total a$$ out of myself and fall flat on my face, I will begin.
1.) Saying things like, 'Yeah....that's right!! Because I said so, woman,' are usually bad moves.
2.) 'You better get me a glass of scotch....scotchy, scotch, scotch!! Me love scotch,' is also usually bad....or at least less effective.
3.) 'Only one of us in this room is the man so......need I say more?'
4.) Gas stations after midnight......avoid them.
5.) Truck stops.....long story, but avoid those too.
6.) Never trust the girl with army boots and an attitude....it just leads to pain.
....alright players......LET'S GET IT ON!!!
So....here we go!! Let's kick off the list of 'what NOT to do' where dating and dealing with the opposite sex are concerned. Since I have the most first hand knowledge of how to make a total a$$ out of myself and fall flat on my face, I will begin.
1.) Saying things like, 'Yeah....that's right!! Because I said so, woman,' are usually bad moves.
2.) 'You better get me a glass of scotch....scotchy, scotch, scotch!! Me love scotch,' is also usually bad....or at least less effective.
3.) 'Only one of us in this room is the man so......need I say more?'
4.) Gas stations after midnight......avoid them.
5.) Truck stops.....long story, but avoid those too.
6.) Never trust the girl with army boots and an attitude....it just leads to pain.
....alright players......LET'S GET IT ON!!!
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From: Doh!!
Originally Posted by uppitychick,Oct 29 2005, 10:18 AM
Or better yet...."You don't speak until spoken to, young lady!" Try that one. It will bring in some winners for you.
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"But when I was with your sister I was thinking about you." <- Doesn't help. 
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