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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 12:22 PM
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[QUOTE]ok i have an 01 with less than 35,*** miles, it previously had no mechanical problems at ALL. it was a beautiful car all around. i started to run wal-marts premium in my car thinking i was only saving money, then one day half way through filling up my car the station attendant walked out of the booth to let me in on a "little ****ing secret" he showed me the pumps four dials (they look like an annolog odometer on a car) that are located around the final gallons/price digital screens, they are lined up in a horizontal fashion and he said that how ever many dials are turning over is how many tanks that pump is pulling gas from, he then proceded to tell me that they didn't have premium and to just pay for the mid grade because the premium was the same thing at the time, meaning there was 2 out of 4 dials that were not blank like the other 2 dials so the regular and the mid were the only options they had but no one taped a sign or anything on the premium button for a good two weeks, that was almost 2,600 miles that i put on my car in that time on walmarts awesome gas(i know its alot of miles, i worked at a valvoline express care so i had syn power 5-30 changed every 3k and i started to use the walmart gas about 200 miles in to the most recent oil change and stopped when i heard the ticking start about 200 miles from the next oil change. i noticed a half quart of oil was burning off every 500 miles, and it didn't burn shit before wal-marts **** up). ok i figured this jackass didn't know wtf he was talking about considering wal-mart would have a pretty big problem on thier hands if it was true because its false advertising at least, so i kept buying my gas at walmart and i kept all the receipts (lol wal-marts ****ed if i can prove the gas did it) they ALL say premium and if the honda dealership can confirm my noisy ass valves in a motor with less than 36,*** miles was caused by a good 4-5 full tanks of wal-marts gas then im going to hit them hard and see if i can't get them to pay for a lowered comression kit, im thinking 9:1 or 8:1 and run like 15psi lol all on wal-marts dime
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 12:25 PM
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Good to read that some people are truly insane.
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 12:35 PM
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Summation:



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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 12:59 PM
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Meth ain't funny, no sir, it ain't, I got bugs under my skin...
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 01:22 PM
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Try 'Off'...


Not for the bugs, but for the high.
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 01:25 PM
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Sammiches?
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 01:37 PM
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high from sammiches?

can't say I've been there bud...
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 01:39 PM
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Oh man, Peter. . . dude. . .you have to do what's called a Fremont Cannonball:

Snort OFF!, Borax, then eat a number 16 from Togo's. . . and repeat.
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 02:11 PM
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woah.....

1. check

2. check

3. no togo's around here
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Old Aug 25, 2008 | 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82,Aug 25 2008, 02:11 PM
3. no togo's around here
You're not missing much now that they're a national chain.
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