That's what I tell the ladyfriends when I get out the spatula.

 

And then what happens? STORY TIME

 

There's not that much to say. . . a little light bondage, a lot of spanking, and reminding her that she's either a dirty girl, and needs discipline, or lying to me (about being a dirty girl), and needs discipline.

I'm not that hardcore. . . I'm just not vanilla, that's all.

 

Oh. I'm pretty vanilla..

 

You could assert a little more dominance. . . never hurts. . .until it hurts.

 

I could.. but eh. I'd feel weird

 

It's all in good fun. Best to find out whether you're the top or bottom.

 

With my usual girl, I'm usually the side.. how would one explain that?

 

FWB.

 

No literally.. not on top or on bottom, but sideways style. So what would that make me?