?????????????????????????????? ......MC....Please see me after class..

 

I guess being a gay man is fine ...


...as long as you don't mind the occasional nads across your nose or ramming in the rear quarter-panel.














I, myself, do not.

 

1. Purse strap keeps getting caught in S2000 door.
2. Hard to heel-toe brake and accelerator in lucite stilleto's on Drag Nite.
3. Acute Tendonitis, both wrists.
4. Difficult to color-coordinate outfits that go with Suzuka Blue.
5. That dreamy Parking Valet guy doesn't even know I exist!
6. No preferred parking at the "Roman Spa" Bathhouse.
7. Lack of proper hair gel to get the right amount of "hold" with top down.
8. No room for Hatboxes in trunk of S2000...Let alone my blow-dryer, scarves, shoes, and my little black cocktail outfit.
9. Only room for one passenger (Xavier? Francisco?) on the way to "rainbow pride" parade.
10. Impossible to get that "Locker Room" smell out of the car ever since Roberto spilled it all over the passenger seat.

 

 

other than that...nothing.....

 

You people are pathetic scum who desparately need to get lives. I can't believe how you fawn incessantly over your overrated, tin, junk, crap cars.

 

nothing is wrong with being gay, but somethings wrong when when you're gay and your username on S2ki is RaptorsGeoMetro.

 

Can I just confirm here, Zoe, that you have just said that you DO NOT MIND the occasional nads across your nose or ramming in the rear quarter-panel?????