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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:32 PM
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So how many whores does it take to change a light bulb?




None...We can whore in the dark
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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:33 PM
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So how many whores does it take to change a light bulb?


None, we just use the vB code
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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:34 PM
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Why does the whore cross the road...

There's a faster ISP connection on the other side..
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Why is whoring better than beer?




Whoring is better than beer? Are you ing stupid?
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What happens when you cross whoring with beer?




ing awesome posts
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Q: glass half full or half empty?

Whore: glass is twice as large as needed to be


(can't take credit for this one...Shamelessly copied from another whore who I can't remember)
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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:42 PM
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How many Corner whores does it take to change a lightbulb?

None -- it can't be done. Collectively, they're all too ing stupid to figure it out.
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How many opthalmologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

That can't be done either. Their glasses are to fogged up to even see the ing lightbulb.
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How many S2000 drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?

That can't be done either. Judging from their sissy driving style, they're too chickenshit to even touch the glass.
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Old May 1, 2003 | 12:53 PM
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How many opthalmologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Hey cockroach,

Once you learned how to spell ophthalmologist, then you can talk trash...
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