Can I sell the tickets?

 

Mom see's $$$$$$$$$$

 

head on a stick?

 

 

Poor Chante. she had a tough day at work.

 

"the wipers don't work anymore officer. you hear me?!!! the wipers!!!!!!"

 

I was parked, officer, right over there (points). This guy comes flying through the air and right through my windshield. So, of course, I left him there. Until I buried him. My insurance doesn't cover windshield damage, damn it!

 

"we became quite attached, him and i. i asked him about his kids and if he was allergic to windex. i mean, i had to clean what was left of my windshield.

ah. we laughed and cried together. well, i laughed. he just kind of gurgled. "