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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 04:40 AM
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Pummeling the pygmy.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 04:41 AM
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Stroking The Big Prick (George W. Bush).
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 04:42 AM
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Tuning up Big Ben.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 04:51 AM
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My wife is a vibrator.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 04:52 AM
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Pounding on the Dick Cheney.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 05:06 AM
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Bogus sex.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 05:06 AM
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Imagineering with splooge.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 05:07 AM
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Topping off Tyrone.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 05:09 AM
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Walking the cock.
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Old Dec 12, 2005 | 05:17 AM
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Knocking on King Kong.
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