Thank god for that

 

No, but feel free to lick mine.

 

 

I'll pass on the Roman Showers.

 

 

The day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, 'Do you know what it is?'

'No, I don't,' said the little boy. 'Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work.'

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, 'Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!'

 

 

 

still not falling for it

 

if you're deformed or a contortionist you might be able to do it, so does this thread discriminate