http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/16/sev....ap/index.html

 

I had a roommate in the Air Force who was a total whacko.(He once drove his motorcycle into the pool totally shitfaced. Another time we had a cabin in Crestline and he got so drunk he started puking all over the floor. We had to throw him in a toolshed and wedge a chair under the doorknob so he couldn't get out. In basic training he cussed at a drill instructor and got the absolute crap kicked out of him.) He was once laying on the beach when a traffic accident nearby severed a woman's head and sent it flying. It landed right in front of him, neck down, facing him, with eyes open and a quizzical look on its face. Maybe that explained his whackoness.

 

This is what you get for trying to be on step ahead of the law.

 

Wow thats a lotta trouble to go through for a little head.

 

I like your line better.

 

Nice one Mikey