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From: FCUK
Originally posted by s2000qtee
Ifi see an interested consensus,I will post.....it just proves Im a dork,but may put some good images in ure heads lol
Ifi see an interested consensus,I will post.....it just proves Im a dork,but may put some good images in ure heads lol
I'm certainly interested ...... I would love to have a story that proves I am not the only dork around ....
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Okay guys.....heres the story:
Sophia's Trip to the Strip Club
One hot night in July, my friend Matt came over....we are sitting around, drinking beers, when we start talking about strip clubs.
* A lil known fact about me: I have always wanted to go to Scores, since I played BMX xxx for Playstation....I dont know why,I just think it looks very bling bling
So anyway, I tell Matt about that and how a friend of mine (also male) wants to take me there for my 21st birthday
Matt: "hunny u cant go straight to the majors without batting practice"
me:"WTF do u mean?? :confused"
Matt: "you need to get a practice run in before u get a dance from the Scores Girls,u may not be able to handle it"
Needless to say, Matt drags me into Midtown Manhattan in flip flops, a halter top and drawstring pants....my pajamas and takes me to a strip club called Stillettos we go in and its basically a bunch of twenty-somethings and older on folding chairs watching some chicks on the stage....Theres one lady there with her husband getting a lapdance, but thats about it on female civilians...
I sit on a stool and Matt lets me pick the girl I want. I see this cute girl...long brown hair, about 5'8...really cute, so I pick her. She sits me on the couch,takes off her dress......
and proceeds to stick her hands down my pants and in my tank top!!!
<----- me
as she does her lapdance, she rubs me everywhere, kisses my neck,my lips (which was a lil gross, not knowing where they have been) and molests me for a whole half hour...when lap dances usually go there for 10 minutes...Matt is staring, as are every other guy there and what am I doing????
having heart failure thats what
yes gentlemen, I was in total shock the entire time...i couldnt move an inch until about 25 minutes into it, when my body FINALLY responded to being rubbed on all that time....even then tho, it was nutty...she was whispering shit in my ear, my eyes are bugging out.....it was sad how freaked I was...hopefully next time,I will enjoy it more,since I got broken in
Sophia's Trip to the Strip Club
One hot night in July, my friend Matt came over....we are sitting around, drinking beers, when we start talking about strip clubs.
* A lil known fact about me: I have always wanted to go to Scores, since I played BMX xxx for Playstation....I dont know why,I just think it looks very bling bling
So anyway, I tell Matt about that and how a friend of mine (also male) wants to take me there for my 21st birthday
Matt: "hunny u cant go straight to the majors without batting practice"
me:"WTF do u mean?? :confused"
Matt: "you need to get a practice run in before u get a dance from the Scores Girls,u may not be able to handle it"
Needless to say, Matt drags me into Midtown Manhattan in flip flops, a halter top and drawstring pants....my pajamas and takes me to a strip club called Stillettos we go in and its basically a bunch of twenty-somethings and older on folding chairs watching some chicks on the stage....Theres one lady there with her husband getting a lapdance, but thats about it on female civilians...
I sit on a stool and Matt lets me pick the girl I want. I see this cute girl...long brown hair, about 5'8...really cute, so I pick her. She sits me on the couch,takes off her dress......
and proceeds to stick her hands down my pants and in my tank top!!!
<----- meas she does her lapdance, she rubs me everywhere, kisses my neck,my lips (which was a lil gross, not knowing where they have been) and molests me for a whole half hour...when lap dances usually go there for 10 minutes...Matt is staring, as are every other guy there
and what am I doing????having heart failure thats what
yes gentlemen, I was in total shock the entire time...i couldnt move an inch until about 25 minutes into it, when my body FINALLY responded to being rubbed on all that time....even then tho, it was nutty...she was whispering shit in my ear, my eyes are bugging out.....it was sad how freaked I was...hopefully next time,I will enjoy it more,since I got broken in
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From: Alive in the Superunkown
[QUOTE]Originally posted by s2000qtee
Okay guys.....heres the story:
Sophia's Trip to the Strip Club
One hot night in July, my friend Matt came over....we are sitting around, drinking beers, when we start talking about strip clubs.
* A lil known fact about me: I have always wanted to go to Scores, since I played BMX xxx for Playstation....I dont know why,I just think it looks very bling bling
So anyway, I tell Matt about that and how a friend of mine (also male) wants to take me there for my 21st birthday
Okay guys.....heres the story:
Sophia's Trip to the Strip Club
One hot night in July, my friend Matt came over....we are sitting around, drinking beers, when we start talking about strip clubs.
* A lil known fact about me: I have always wanted to go to Scores, since I played BMX xxx for Playstation....I dont know why,I just think it looks very bling bling
So anyway, I tell Matt about that and how a friend of mine (also male) wants to take me there for my 21st birthday