[QUOTE]Originally posted by brantshali
My friend has this poster hanging in the bathroom in his bike shop.

 

 

I didn't drive to work today ... didn't think that would be a great idea !!!

 

I have a sexy story...

 

We were at New Braunfels for my friend's 21st birthday, and booked 2 hotel rooms for a few nights.

The second night, my friend got trashed... I'm not a drinker so I was still up with a few others playing cards, when Brandon wakes up. He's stumbling around, then walks out the door to the balcony.

I walk out and ask him if he's alright... He says he's fine, but he needs to go to the bathroom. So I point him inside.

 

how is peeing on the wall sexy brant?

 

He makes his way for the nightstand in between the two beds, so I'm thinking, "is he looking for his glasses?"

before i can ask, he pulls out the top drawer, turns around, pulls down his pants and squats over the drawer!


i rush over and grab him, guiding him to the REAL bathroom...


although it would've been funny to see the reaction on housekeeping's face when they check the drawers, but since we were gonna be there 2 more nights, i decided it was best that he NOT shit in the nightstand.

 

We were on a trip from college and all sleeping on the floor in this dorm, in sleeping bags. We had all been drinking, probably rather too much, and one of the guys wakes in the middle of the night and decides he needs a piss. Instead of going downstairs to the toilets, he stands up and starts to piss out of the window.

Unfortunately for the guy sleeping under the window the window was closed and the guy taking the piss didn't notice !!!!!!!

 

It's not.