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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 07:05 PM
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going across the world for a lay is a little much.
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 07:10 PM
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depends on the lay, doesn't it?
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 07:13 PM
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I guess so, i mean if someone said..... Kristen Kruek, then i guess i would
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Old Nov 11, 2003 | 08:48 PM
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Originally posted by Zoechops
depends on the lay, doesn't it?


, well I would do if I wasn't already married ....





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Old Nov 12, 2003 | 04:57 AM
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Oh geez, marriage. I heard the sex stops after a while...?
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Old Nov 12, 2003 | 11:00 AM
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Thought of another good song for in here and Lil Girl Jen will really app it!

Your Body Is A Wonderland

John Mayer



We got the afternoon
You got this room for two
One thing I've left to do
Discover me
Discovering you

One mile to every inch of
Your skin like porcelain
One pair of candy lips and
Your bubblegum tongue

And if you want love
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Something 'bout the way your hair falls in your face
I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without my hand behind it

you want love?
We'll make it
Swimming a deep sea
Of blankets
Take all your big plans
And break 'em
This is bound to be a while

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland

Damn baby
You frustrate me
I know you're mine all mine all mine
But you look so good it hurts sometimes

Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonder (I'll use my hands)
Your body Is a wonderland
Your body is a wonderland
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Old Nov 12, 2003 | 11:09 AM
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Originally posted by shift_9k
Oh geez, marriage. I heard the sex stops after a while...?
Yes, sex with your wife stops, right after you tell her you're moving out.......
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Old Nov 12, 2003 | 11:13 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by vtecmom
Thought of another good song for in here and Lil Girl Jen will really app it!

Your Body Is A Wonderland

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i'll have to try that line sometime..

your body is a wonderland..

can i visit the wonderland?
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Old Nov 12, 2003 | 11:17 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mocky57
Originally posted by vtecmom
Thought of another good song for in here and Lil Girl Jen will really app it!

Your Body Is A Wonderland

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i'll have to try that line sometime..

your body is a wonderland..

can i visit the wonderland?

Trust me if you can sing it like him you'll get to visit!























notMomswonderlandofcourseMockImeantyourcutelilgirl friendsnotthatMomswouldbeawonderlandbutyouknowwhat Imean okthatwaswaytoomanywordstohooktogether
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Old Nov 12, 2003 | 11:17 AM
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"hi, you're body is a wonderland, bend ever bitch and take it like the slut you are!"
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