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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 12:52 PM
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Thumbs up Sexual Olympics

A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.

"Silver," she said.

"Why not gold?"

"Because I want you to come second for once!"
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 01:48 PM
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I love the BHG.
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 02:02 PM
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<<-- Not eligable for the sexual olympics.




































My amature status is LONG gone.
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 03:01 PM
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<----qualified for the Dream Team.
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 03:04 PM
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Sex?
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 03:14 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Mar 5 2007, 06:01 PM
<----qualified for the in my Dreams Team.
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Mar 5 2007, 04:01 PM
<----qualified for ruexp67's Dream Team.
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 03:17 PM
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ruexp67,Mar 5 2007, 04:17 PM
You're welcome.
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Old Mar 5, 2007 | 03:24 PM
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You you are number for sure.
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