A man walked into a tavern and sat next to a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. "Hi there good looking, how's it going?" he asked. The woman looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen,I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college, and I just love it!" "No kidding?," said the man, "I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

 

dem lawyers sure do make da big $'s had to go see my Dads last week and he got da cha ching in his pockie all rite but he's nice at least

 

 

My lawyer kicks ass

 

 

TAX will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere!

 

wouldn't you be nice to someone if you were screwing them out of that much money?

 

no PS he drove yur latest fave car

 

To screw nicely is to screw completely.